Kim Kardashian’s Big Fat Armenian Butt


Gawker, NY
Aug 14 2007

Urinatee Kim Kardashian wants you to know that not only is her ass
real, it’s genetic:

"Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant," the sizzling
pseudo-celeb, who made an infamous sex tape with rapper Ray J, tells
King magazine. "I’m Armenian; you should see all the women in my
family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That’s how I
was born. I can’t help it. I’m not gonna fight it. I definitely need
to work out more and tone up, but I’m proud of my body."

Good lord. No wonder the Turks tried to genocide these people out
of existence. If we lived in a world full of enormous-titted women
roaming the streets with impunity, how would we ever get through a
work day with half a thought in our already tiny, petty little brain?

There’d be too many gigantic asses to think about.