European striptease in Yerevan

At the beginning of May, the European Political Community summit will be held in Yerevan, which promises to be for CP, and for Armenia, it threatens to become a shock event for the reproduction of the Pashinyan power before the elections. Everyone from Macron to Kalas and other anti-hybrid gurus will come to Armenia. If CP is lucky and Aliyev and Erdoğan arrive in Yerevan by some miracle, Pashinyan can dismiss CEC chairman Vahagn Hovakimyan and declare himself the prime minister of the “era of peace”. Timeless, at least in the span of an era.

In May 2026, Eurobureaucrats in Yerevan will celebrate the final act of the greatest geopolitical adventure that started on September 27, 2020 with the second Artsakh war.

It would be fair if today’s “godfather of peace” Donald Trump, who was also the godfather of the Artsakh war that took place during his first presidency six years before signing the lease document of the Armenian territory under his name, would also participate in the event of the century to be held in Yerevan. Not alone, of course. With the connivance of Putin, Erdogan, Aliyev and all those who agreed to sell Artsakh jointly in 2018, not according to the accepted opinion, colored, but those who came to power with a completely black revolution for Armenia.

What everyone gained from that adventure is measurable, as is the loss of Armenia and the Armenian people: five thousand victims and several thousand square kilometers of thousand-year-old Armenian territory. But in Yerevan at the beginning of May, it will not be our losses that will be measured, but the length of the motorcades of the European delegations and the disrespectful language of the CP members due to them. Because the ladies, gentlemen and the undecideds coming in motorcades will pat Pashinyan’s fragile shoulder so much that a whole returning spouse will not be enough to take the burden.

He will be applauded for his tireless efforts in the fight against “hybrid warfare”. Not noticing the efforts with which the northern capital, declared a target of the hybrid war, will try to hide their satisfaction at the opportunity to welcome “their man” with open arms. Europeans’ celebration in Yerevan will be accompanied by brazen statements about human rights, freedoms, democracy and other beautiful concepts.

The Eurozones, as the deputy of today’s “bastion of democracy” once called them, will make these statements without caring that they are supporting someone who is antithetical to all those values. Their sincerity will be no more than the paid emotions of nightclub strippers. Macron, Callas and others, if the CPs are lucky, will perform a Eurostriptease in Yerevan in the presence of Aliyev and Erdogan, treating the once real, civilized European values ​​the way nightclub operators treat rags if the spectators pay more than usual.

CP not only paid, but continues to pay for Eurostrip with tips. Already with the small feature that is becoming unimportant for everyone, that it pays at the expense of the last crumbs of Armenia.