Specially for makeup artists. The Gerald Ford aircraft carrier limps back to the US.

Political scientist Arman Grigoryan, a professor at Lehigh University in the USA, wrote: “If the front page of the New York Times, the mouthpiece of the American and American Jewish establishment, looks like this today (see below), one can only imagine how much more deplorable the situation is in reality. I draw the attention of a couple of fartsovshchik to this, who recently made some judgments about the value of my diplomas, because I predicted on the second day of the war that this war would not end with the desired result of its initiators, and because they heard other things on television.

Let me share a couple of interesting pieces of information about the progress of the war to the Farzovshchiks and others, so that we are not limited to the headlines on the front page of the New York Times.

1. US Secretary of Defense (sorry, war) Pete Hegsett, who could actually be trusted with a job as a personal trainer at Maximum Gold’s Gym, sent a request to Congress a couple of days ago for $200 billion in additional funding because Iran turns out not to be Venezuela. It is equivalent to increasing the American military budget by 20 percent.

2. The Gerald Ford aircraft carrier limps back to the US because a fire broke out in the aircraft carrier’s laundry room. Can you imagine, the fire that broke out in the laundry could not be extinguished for about 30 hours and the fire caused such destruction that the aircraft carrier became non-combatable. Let’s add that if the Americans claim that it was not the result of an Iranian missile attack, but a fire in the laundry room, we have no reason to doubt the information given by the Americans, because the Americans never lie.

3. Iran’s non-existent air defenses shot down an F-35. The plane did not crash, but managed to make an emergency landing, but that is secondary. It is important that $450 billion was spent on the creation of this fighter model and it should be absolutely invisible and invulnerable. It turns out that he is not invisible and invulnerable. Experts inform that this event caused a very serious commotion in the American military establishment. Meanwhile, the plane was hit by an Iranian missile.

4. There is currently no way to open the Strait of Hormuz. Allies sent one after another to Trump when he asked them to send their fleets to open the strait.

5. There are reliable reports that despite the claims that Iran is on the verge of destroying its entire military potential, including its missile arsenal, Iran’s leaders do not want to hear about a truce, and are increasingly tightening the demands that must be met if the Americans and Israel want a truce.

6. Trump’s threat issued a while ago that if Iran does not open the Strait of Hormuz, they will attack Iran’s power plants and energy system also speaks of the hopelessness of the American situation. In other words, as I wrote a few days ago, Americans will be faced with the choice of either packing up their tents or turning to barbarism. Iran’s leaders responded that if something like this happens, they will attack the Persian Gulf oil wells and water desalination systems. The threat is entirely credible, so Trump’s attack on Iran’s energy system would be simply insane. Its insanity is clear to everyone, and it is this that shows how limited Trump’s choice is and in what mire that fool has found himself together with his master, Netanyahu.

7. Another expression of desperation is the talk of deploying some 2,500 or 5,000-strong contingent of marines with the task of opening the strait. They didn’t believe that we said that nothing would happen with the air force. But the problem is also that this contingent will not make a difference if they are sent.

8. A couple of pieces of information from the genre of unintentional humor. Pete Hegsett, a knight of the laws of logic, revealer of hard-to-reach truths and a great strategist of our time, announced that day that the only obstacle to the opening of the Strait of Hormuz is Iran (!!!) and that if Iran opens the strait, there will be no more problems. Callas was not enough for us, now we have to start following the flashes of this idiot’s mind on a daily basis so that we don’t suddenly miss something. The other one is even better. Another member of Trump’s cabinet informed that they removed the ban on selling oil to Iran, because in this case the price of oil will fall in the international market, which will harm Iran!! I simply rule out the existence of such idiots in the governments of North Korea or Turkmenistan.

9. While we are talking about the price of oil and sanctions, the sanctions were also lifted from the Russians and the Russians are now making $170 million extra money on oil per day.

There’s a lot more to write, but it’s getting too long. To be continued next.”

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