Turkish diplomat survived 1985 embassy siege: Amb. hurled himself ou

Ottawa Citizen, Ontario, Canada
March 7, 2005 Monday
Final Edition

Turkish diplomat survived 1985 embassy siege: Ambassador hurled
himself out window during attack

by Nick Petter, The Ottawa Citizen

On a cold Tuesday in March 1985, the Turkish ambassador to Canada
threw himself out a second-storey window to escape a squad of
terrorists armed with assault rifles and hand grenades who were
storming his Ottawa embassy. Twenty years later, the events of that
morning’s siege are still fresh in the memories of those who were
there.

“It’s as if it happened yesterday. I remember everything,” says
Ottawa police Const. Michel Prud’Homme, the first officer to respond
to the embassy siege.

What Const. Prud’-Homme did over the next four hours that day would
earn him the Medal of Bravery and save the life of the then-Turkish
ambassador, Coskun Kirca.

After the attack, Mr. Kirca remained in Canada as the ambassador for
several years before returning to Turkey, where he served in many
high-level state posts, including foreign minister. Mr. Kirca died of
a heart attack last Thursday in Istanbul at the age of 78. He was
laid to rest the next day, almost exactly 20 years after his brush
with death in Ottawa.

On the morning of March 12, 1985, a cold rain was spitting on the
windows of Mr. Kirca’s bedroom at the Turkish Embassy in Sandy Hill.
Out front, a security guard at the compound was about to finish his
12-hour shift.

It was just before 7 a.m. when the guard saw a U-Haul van backing up
to the three-metre-high embassy wall. When the van hit the wall, its
doors burst open and three heavily armed terrorists, members of the
Armenian Revolutionary Army, climbed up the van and down the fence.

“Code red, code red, they’re shooting at me,” the guard yelled into
the radio in his steel-fortified guardhouse as its windows exploded
around him. He left the guardhouse and fired four shots from his
.38-calibre revolver. One of the three attackers returned fire with a
12-gauge shotgun. The fatal shot hit the guard in the chest, knocking
him off his feet.

The three men then ran to the heavy oak front door of the embassy. In
front of it they placed a package wired to a motorcycle battery.

An RCMP officer later testified that this home-made bomb had blown
open the embassy doors with such force that he found oak splinters
embedded in a brick wall across the street.

Ercan Kilic, 16 at the time, was asleep in the basement. He lived
there in an apartment with his parents, who were both embassy support
staff. Twenty years later, he still remembers the terrible violence
of the explosion that woke him.

“My mother woke up first and went upstairs to find out what was going
on. She realized the embassy was being attacked when she saw one of
the gunman,” he says.

As she hurried back to warn her family, the gunman threw a grenade
down the stairs after her.

“They found the grenade at the bottom of the stairs,” Mr. Kilic says.

An explosives expert with the Ottawa police testified later that the
grenade’s pin had been pulled and its fuse had burned, but it somehow
did not explode. He also noted that it had landed next to a propane
tank. Had it exploded, the entire embassy would have been destroyed.

“At the time, I was in a panic. I didn’t realize what was being
thrown because of the sound of guns going off, the explosions
everywhere,” Mr. Kilic says.

Mr. Kilic, whose English was better than that of his parents, was
told to call for help. With the sound of heavy footsteps, screaming,
and gunfire overhead, he ran to a phone and contacted the police.
Several minutes later, Const. Michel Prud’Homme, then only 25, was
first to respond.

“I saw a person lying on the ground next to the embassy. I didn’t
know who it was at first,” the officer says now, recalling the
situation.

Const. Prud’Homme jumped the fence, ran over the man splayed on the
ground, and dragged him to the side of the house, out of the gunman’s
line of fire. “I was lucky, I was very lucky,” he says. “Because if I
had arrived a minute or two later, I probably would have been shot by
the terrorists. But I didn’t learn about that until later.”

He would also soon learn that the man he had helped was not the
security guard who had been shot and killed, but the ambassador
himself.

Mr. Kirca, perhaps trying to escape what he believed was certain
death at the hands of the Armenian terrorists, had thrown himself out
the window of his second-floor bedroom. His right arm, right leg, and
pelvis were broken in the fall.

For almost five hours, in the cold and the pouring rain, Const.
Prud’Homme kept Mr. Kirca hidden. “Had they known where we were, all
they had to do was open a little window that was about six feet above
my head and drop a grenade,” the officer recalls. “They would have
done us both in. They were there to kill him. They didn’t care who
they got in the meantime. So I would have just been collateral
damage.”

While Const. Prud’Homme was pinned down outside, and Mr. Kilic and
his family were trapped in the basement, the terrorists upstairs
talked to the press and negotiated with police.

“We are the Armenian Liberation army, and we got demands,” one of the
terrorists told a CBC Radio reporter. “We want our land back and we
want the Turkish government to recognize the Armenian genocide in
1915.”

The gunman had taken hostages: the ambassador’s wife, his daughter,
and a friend of his daughter’s who had slept over. The friend was Mr.
Kilic’s 13-year-old sister.

“We knew nothing about what was going on. We assumed that the
ambassador and his family had been killed, including my sister,” Mr.
Kilic says.

The hostages were finally released and Mr. Kirca recovered from his
injuries at the National Defence Medical Centre.

After returning to Turkey, some of Mr. Kirca’s political opponents
later questioned his actions of that day in March. “I saw him being
questioned in Turkey at one point by people who asked him, ‘Why did
leave your wife and your daughter to the mercy of the terrorists?'”
says Fazli Corman, counsellor at the Turkish Embassy in Ottawa.

“But for most it was seen as a courageous act to save his life and
the honour of the ambassadorship.”

Before his posting to Canada, Mr. Kirca served as Turkey’s permanent
delegate to NATO, and then the United Nations.

Mr. Kirca left politics on Dec. 5, 1995, when he resigned from prime
minister Tansu Ciller’s cabinet after participating in an
unsuccessful bid to postpone an election. It was then that he began
writing an influential column for a centre-right Turkish newspaper,
Aksam. As a foreign policy analyst, he was known for his hawkish
positions.

Mr. Kirca warned his government that if it was not careful, it could
lose control of some territory to separatist movements in Cyprus and
southeastern Turkey. He also supported the policies of U.S. President
George W. Bush in the region, writing that “Turkey should not
disappoint its main ally, the United States.”

His hardline stance on Turkey’s conflict with Greece over Cyprus made
news in 1999, when the Turkish press found out that his daughter,
Selcan, had married Dimitri Papadopulos in 1998, the son of a retired
Greek air force general.

Mr. Corman says Mr. Kirca will be remembered above all for the ordeal
he endured in Ottawa in 1985. Although attacks on Turkish ambassadors
were not uncommon between 1973 and 1986, the siege of Mr. Kirca’s
embassy was headlined in all the Turkish papers.

The events of that day, says Mr. Corman, remain vivid to the members
of the Turkish Foreign Service, particularly to him. “My window looks
out onto the Rideau River. It’s the same window Ambassador Kirca
threw himself out of.”

In 2004, Canada became one of the few countries to formally recognize
as genocide the deportation and subsequent death of as many as 1.5
million Armenians at the hands of the Turkish military after the
First World War.

Armenia has been independent since the breakup of the Soviet Union in
1992, and the Armenian Revolutionary Army has not committed an act of
terrorism since 1986.

The three gunmen — Kevork Marachelian, Ohannes Noubarian and Raffi
Panof Titizian — were sentenced to 25 years in prison without
parole.

“I’m not sure how many of them are still in jail,” says Mr. Corman.
“We tried to get the information two years ago, by writing diplomatic
notes, but we didn’t receive anything out of it.

“It should be a diplomatic nicety to tell us. But we won’t press
ahead, because then it looks as if we are trying to get involved in
the local affairs of Canada.”

The National Parole Board decided last month to allow one of the men,
Mr. Marachelian, to visit his family for the first time in 20 years.
The board granted him two visits over the next six months, during
which he must be accompanied by a corrections officer.

“We do not feel any animosity against these people,” says Mr. Corman.
“We don’t want to track them or make life difficult for them. We just
wanted them to face justice.”

If the attack of 1985 happened today, it would probably be handled
differently.

Before 1985, foreign diplomats in Canada had long complained about
the lax security provided to the embassies in Ottawa.

After the attack, prime minister Brian Mulroney’s Conservative
government moved quickly to review Canada’s counter-terrorism
capabilities. The review led eventually to the creation of Canada’s
top-secret commando unit, Joint Task Force Two.

GRAPHIC:
Colour Photo: Coskun Kirca died of a heart attack last Thursday in
Istanbul at the age of 78.;
Colour Photo: Paul Latour, The Ottawa Citizen; Medics treat Turkish
ambassador Coskun Kirca after the diplomat jumped from a
second-storey window during a terrorist attack on the embassy March
12, 1985, in Ottawa.;
Photo: Fred Chartrand, The Canadian Press; Members of the Ottawa
police tactical squad take a suspect into custody during the 1985
embassy siege.;
Photo: Brigitte Bouvier, The Ottawa Citizen; Const. Michel Prud’Homme
was awarded the Medal of Bravery for saving Turkish ambassador Coskun
Kirca on March 12, 1985.

Congressional caucus on Armenian issues called US president toacknow

PanArmenian News
March 7 2005

CONGRESSIONAL CAUCUS ON ARMENIAN ISSUES CALLED US PRESIDENT
ACKNOWLEDGE THE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE IN HIS REMEMBRANCE REMARKS ON APRIL
24

07.03.2005 06:45

/PanARMENIAN.Net/ The Armenian Assembly of America commended
Congressional Caucus on Armenian Issues Co-Chairs Joe Knollenberg and
Frank Pallone today for launching a letter-writing campaign to ask
President Bush to appropriately acknowledge the Armenian Genocide in
his remembrance remarks next month, the Armenian Assembly of America
reports. ~SWe are writing to urge you to join us in reaffirming the
United States record on the Armenian Genocide in your upcoming April
24th commemorative statement. By properly recognizing the terrible
atrocities committed against the Armenian people as “genocide” in
your statement, you will honor the many Americans who helped launch
the unprecedented U.S. diplomatic, political and humanitarian
campaign to end the carnage and protect the survivors. The United
States must never allow crimes against humanity to pass without
remembrance and condemnation. By commemorating the Armenian Genocide,
we renew our commitment to prevent future atrocities, and therefore
negate the dictum that history is condemned to repeat itself~T, the
message says.

Q&A: What is Syria’s role in Lebanon?

Christian Science Monitor (Boston, MA)
March 7, 2005, Monday

Q&A: What is Syria’s role in Lebanon?

Since the Feb. 14 bombing that killed Rafik Hariri, the popular
opposition leader and Lebanon’s former prime minister, thousands of
Lebanese have poured into the streets to protest Syria’s military
presence in their small Mediterranean country. The world, too, has
turned its attention to Syria’s role there. Correspondent Annia
Ciezadlo looks at the historical roots of the tension between these
two countries.

Q: Why is Syria in Lebanon?

A: The short answer: Syria was invited by Lebanese Christians in 1976
to stop a brewing civil war. But even with 27,000 Syrian troops in
Lebanon, the war that started as skirmishes between Muslims and
Christians continued for 15 years. It eventually involved the
country’s other religious factions, the Palestine Liberation
Organization (PLO), Israel, and the United States.

While Syria intervened on the side of the Christians, it switched
allegiances to Yasser Arafat’s PLO, which was using Lebanon as a base
to attack Israel, and the PLO’s Arab nationalist allies, mostly
Muslim and Druze. In the end, Syria aligned itself with the Shiite
Amal and Hizbullah parties. Because Syria is now the main power
broker in Lebanon, these parties have an advantage in the constant
shuffling of Lebanon’s balance of power.

But the long answer to Syrian involvement in Lebanon – like many
issues in the Middle East – goes back to the breakup of the Ottoman
Empire. After World War I, when the European victors divided the
Ottoman territories, the French ended up with what was then called
Greater Syria, which encompassed Syria and Lebanon. The French,
aligned with the Maronite Christians (originally followers of a
4th-century Syrian hermit priest named Maron) of Lebanon and created
an autonomous region for the Maronites in their ancestral home of
Mount Lebanon.

To give Lebanon greater economic viability, the French combined the
predominantly Muslim Bekaa Valley and the ancient coastal cities with
the mostly Christian enclave of Mount Lebanon.

Q: How many religious groups are in Lebanon?

A: The main religious groups are Christian, Muslim, and Druze. Druze
is a secretive sect that some maintain is an offshoot of Islam, but
that also incorporates a belief in reincarnation. These religions are
further subdivided into 18 sects; each gets a certain number of seats
in Parliament under Lebanon’s confessional system. The major
subdivisions among the Muslims are Shiites and Sunnis; among the
Christians they are Maronites, Armenian Catholics, Greek Catholics,
and Greek Orthodox.

Q: What is a confessional system?

A: As of Lebanon’s last official census in 1932, Lebanon was about 51
percent Christian and 49 percent Muslim. When Lebanon declared
independence from France in 1943, this balance was enshrined in the
National Pact, a covenant of understanding that Parliament would have
a 6 to 5 Christian majority, with a Christian president, Sunni prime
minister, and a Shiite speaker of parliament. Because Muslims became
the majority by about the 1950s, the parliamentary makeup caused
political tensions. The Taif Accord changed the Parliament’s ratio to
50/50, but the executive branch remains the same.

Q: Why hasn’t Syria left after all these years?

A: The Syrian government claims that Lebanon needs its troops to
ensure stability. Experts say reasons for maintaining its grip on
Lebanon are economic and political: Syrian guest workers, estimated
at 500,000 to 1 million, send home millions of dollars each year.
Politically, Lebanon is useful to Syria in its efforts to regain the
Golan Heights, territory that was occupied by Israel in 1967.
However, Syria has reduced its troop levels from 40,000 in 2000 to
14,000 today.

Q: What role does Israel play in the tension between Lebanon and
Syria?

A: The Shiite militia Hizbullah is fighting an intermittent guerrilla
border war with Israel over a contested area called Shebaa Farms,
which is Israeli-held territory that the Lebanese government and
Hizbullah claim as Lebanese. But while Israel and Hizbullah skirmish
over Shebaa Farms, the UN has determined it to be part of the Golan
Heights – meaning Syrian territory that is occupied by Israel.
Because of this, many Lebanese feel that Syria is fighting a proxy
war with Israel on Lebanese soil.

Q: What is Hizbullah? How does it factor into Syria’s involvement in
Lebanon?

A: Hizbullah (which means “Party of God” in Arabic) is a Shiite
Muslim militia founded in 1982 after the Israeli invasion of Lebanon.
Originally established with help from Iran’s elite Revolutionary
Guards, Hizbullah’s initial goals were to expel Israel from Lebanon
and establish an Islamic state similar to that in Iran. Hizbullah is
widely believed to be responsible for the 1983 suicide bombing of the
US Marine barracks in Beirut, which killed 241 US service members.
>>From 1982 to 2000, Hizbullah fought a guerrilla war against the
Israeli occupation of southern Lebanon. When Israeli troops withdrew
in May 2000, many in Lebanon and the Arab world credited Hizbullah
with achieving the first Arab military victory against Israel. But
for years, Hizbullah has also been building a network of schools,
hospitals, and social services that have won it a political
following. The US considers Hizbullah a terrorist organization; so
far, despite American pressure, the European Union does not.

Q: Is what’s happening in Iraq, and other democratic reforms in the
Middle East, important to the anti-Syrian groups in Lebanon?

A: Most of the demonstrators who contributed to bringing down
Lebanon’s government cite the spontaneous revolutions that have swept
former Soviet satellite states, in particular in Georgia and Ukraine,
which were broadcast live on Al Jazeera and other Arabic channels. In
a way, Lebanon has a lot more in common with these countries than
with Iraq, Egypt, or Saudi Arabia because it has a free press and a
vibrant political opposition. Lebanon is the most democratic of all
the Arab countries.

Q: Why was Rafik Hariri’s death a tipping point?

A: The unexpected and shocking death of Mr. Hariri, the popular
businessman and well-connected politician, catalyzed a crisis that
was slowly heating up within Lebanon before his death brought it
international attention. Before his killing, the anti-Syrian
opposition was coming under increasing attack from the pro-Syrian
Lebanese government, which was threatening to prosecute two key
opposition leaders. Many people believe the prosecutions were
politically motivated, meant to eliminate opposition figures before
Lebanon’s spring parliamentary elections.

Q: Why are many of the protest signs in English?

A: Lebanon has always been a cosmopolitan, multilingual country.
Today, it’s not unusual for Beirutis to speak English, French, and
Arabic. But there’s another reason for all the English signs: the
demonstrators’ media savvy and their eagerness to reach the world.

Q: Is Lebanon at risk of slipping back into civil war if Syria
removes its troops?

A: Old resentments still simmer, but most Lebanese are much more
concerned about high unemployment and civil liberties like freedom of
speech. There’s another important difference: Throughout the civil
war, Syria, Iran, Libya, Israel, and other regional players funneled
arms and money to the various militias to keep their proxy wars
burning. Today, that level of outside involvement is unlikely.

Sources: “From Beirut to Jerusalem” by Thomas Friedman, Farrar Straus
Giroux, 1989; “Pity the Nation: Lebanon at War” by Robert Fisk, Andre
Deutsch, 1990; “The Vanished Imam: Musa Al Sadr and the Shia of
Lebanon” by Fouad Ajami, Cornell University Press, 1986; The Daily
Star.

Book titled “Armenian Issue” published in Estonia

PanArmenian News
March 7 2005

BOOK TITLED ”ARMENIAN ISSUE” PUBLISHED IN ESTONIA

07.03.2005 04:17

/PanARMENIAN.Net/ March 4 the presentation of the book titled
~SArmenian Issue~T and written by senior lecturer of the Tallinn High
Technical School Lembo Tanning took place in the Estonian national
library, Tsitsernak (Swallow) Armenian broadcast reported on the air
of the Estonian Radio-4. The book familiarizes the readers with the
Armenian history, tells about Great Armenia and the yoke imposed by
Ottoman Turkey. The book also adduces the economic indexes of the
Republic of Armenia as compared to the other CIS states. The
principal part of the book is dedicated to the theme of the Armenian
Genocide in Ottoman Turkey. It adduces numerous facts proving the
Genocide and exiles of Armenians during the soviet period. The book
also cites other crimes against humanity perpetrated not only by
Turks but also by Bolsheviks against other European nations including
Estonians. Besides the book tells about the attitude of great powers
of that time towards the Armenian Genocide. ~SThe Armenian Issue~T is
the first book in the history of Estonia written in the Estonian
language, which depicts in detail the history of the Armenian people
and the Armenian Genocide. Estonian parliamentarians, well known
scientific and cultural figures, representatives of the national
minorities and the Armenian community as well were attended the
presentation.

Armenian President congratulates women with March 8

PanArmenian News
March 7 2005

ARMENIAN PRESIDENT CONGRATULATED WOMEN WITH MARCH 8

07.03.2005 05:43

/PanARMENIAN.Net/ On the occasion of the International Women~Rs Day
celebrated on March 8 Armenian President Robert Kocharian addressed
the women with a message of congratulation, which says in part, ~SDear
women! I congratulate you with the International Women~Rs Day. The
8-th of March is a wonderful occasion to express our warmest
attitude, gratitude and love towards our mothers, sisters and wives.
Armenian women have made a great contribution to the formation of our
country. Presently the frames of their public and state activities
are expanding. Equally with this, you, dear women, keep the family
hearth and remain attractive. I congratulate you with this beautiful
holiday and wish you family warmth, charm and high spirits.~T

Kocharian: Armenia’s aspiration to integrate into European family ve

PanArmenian News
March 7 2005

ROBERT KOCHARIAN: ARMENIA~RS ASPIRATION TO INTEGRATE INTO EUROPEAN
FAMILY VERY STRONG

07.03.2005 05:14

/PanARMENIAN.Net/ During the meeting with Armenian President Robert
Kocharian Latvian Saeima Speaker Ingrida Udre introduced the political
and economic processes carried out in Latvia after joining the EU. In
her words, despite the fact that Latvia conducted a series of reforms
on the path to the EU membership, there is still a long way to achieve
complete accord with the European standards. He also informed that
Latvia is going to pay special attention to the relationships with
the South Caucasian states, which are inclined to follow the path of
eurointegration. In his turn Robert Kocharian said that Armenia~Rs
aspiration to integrate into the European family is very strong
and noted that Latvia~Rs experience could be rather helpful for
establishing stability and peaceful interaction in the South Caucasus.

BAKU: USA attaches great importance to relations with Azerbaijan

AzerTag, Azerbaijan
March 7 2005

USA ATTACHES GREAT IMPORTANCE TO RELATIONS WITH AZERBAIJAN
[March 07, 2005, 22:25:21]

The idea was stated at the meeting of the defense minister of
Azerbaijan, colonel-general Safar Abiyev with ambassador of the
United States to Azerbaijan Reno Harnish and a group of tutors of
the US Air Forces College.

The Minister, greeting the guests, stressed importance of such
meetings. Speaking of the independence history of Azerbaijan, he
said: ~SAzerbaijan from the first days of its sovereignty has chosen
integration to the European safety structures. Today, Azerbaijan
considers the United States its partner and cooperates with NATO in
the PfP program. In 2004, President of the Azerbaijan Republic Ilham
Aliyev has presented Individual Partnership Plan of Activities to
the NATO Secretary General. Currently, we are working on this Plan
and will fulfill all its items. Our goal is to maximum come close
to the NATO. Azerbaijan attaches special importance to the relations
with the United States~T.

Then, Mr. Abiyev updated the guests on the existing socio-political
situation in the South Caucasus region, the history of the
Armenia-Azerbaijan conflict and sequences: ~SDespite we have reached
ceasefire in 1994, there is no advance in settlement of the conflict.
The Azerbaijan side hopes for much from the OSCE Minsk Group in the
settlement of problem. Recently, the Council of Europe Parliamentary
Assembly has adopted a resolution whereby it called the forces in
Nagorno Karabakh ~Sseparatist forces~T. However, Armenia ignores
the UN four Resolutions on unconditional release of the occupied
Azerbaijan lands.

We once again state that the people of Azerbaijan will never reconcile
with the fact of occupation of its lands~S.

Reno Harnish expressed gratitude to Mr. Safar Abiyev for warm reception
and provided information, emphasizing that the United States attaches
special importance to cooperation links with Azerbaijan and considers
Azerbaijan its strategic partner.

Armenia committed to integration with Europe – Kocharian

Armenia committed to integration with Europe – Kocharian

Interfax
March 7 2005

YEREVAN. March 7 (Interfax) – Armenia is interested in becoming part of
Europe, President Robert Kocharian said. “Armenia is strongly committed
to its integration with the European family and all reforms being
carried out in the republic are aimed at bringing it in line with
European standards,” Kocharian’s press service quoted the president
as saying at a meeting with visiting Latvian parliamentary speaker
Ingrid Udre. The three Baltic nations have set an excellent example,
Kocharian said, adding that such a high level of cooperation in the
South Caucasus could help bring a lasting peace and stability to
the region.

Armenian official questions veracity of Turkish FM’s announcement

ArmenPress
March 7 2005

ARMENIAN OFFICIAL QUESTIONS VERACITY OF TURKISH FM’s ANNOUNCEMENT

YEREVAN, MARCH 5, ARMENPRESS: An Armenian government official
questioned today the veracity of an announcement by Turkish foreign
minister Abdullah Gul who was quoted by Turkish daily Hurriyet as
saying last week that some 40,000 Armenian citizens live and work in
Istanbul and other Turkish cities.
Gagik Yeganian, head of a government-affiliated department of
migrants and refugees, said Gul’s announcement was an effort to
exploit this issue in its drive to join the EU and to allege that
even without diplomatic relations between the two countries Armenians
live and work in Turkey freely.
Citing official figures, Yeganian said in the years between
1998-2004 58,839 Armenian citizens went to Turkey and 53,318 of them
came back. According to him, the overwhelming majority of Armenians
traveling to Turkey are either tourists or shuttle-traders. He also
said about 100 Turkish citizens arrive in Armenia a month.

Strong language and strong stories are on ‘The Shield’

The Leader-Post (Regina, Saskatchewan) Canada
March 7, 2005 Monday
Final Edition

Strong language and strong stories are on ‘The Shield’

by Alex Strachan, Special to The Leader-Post

The Shield, one of television’s most intense, violent and profane
dramas, returns for a third season, with Michael Chiklis reprising
his back-to-back Emmy Award-winning role of ethically enabled inner
city police detective Vic Mackey, last seen liberating millions of
carefully stacked greenbacks from the Armenian mob while fending off
yet another internal affairs investigation.

Mackey is one of the great characters on TV at the moment, a
personality so unremittingly awful he’s compelling to watch.

It’s also a sign of the TV audience’s maturity that The Shield can
run on a mainstream network virtually unedited — if you’re easily
offended, please, please heed the viewer advisories –without
prompting a stream of complaints.

Tonight’s season opener features music by Rupert Holmes and Kings of
Leon, but that’s just background. The foreground is Mackey’s world
and the people who inhabit it, and it’s unlike any other cop show
you’ve seen.

As for the violence, The Shield’s creator Shawn Ryan has this to say:
“There are far more violent shows on television, but they tend to be
cartoonish and big and you dismiss the violence. The problem some
people have with our show is that our violence doesn’t feel
cartoonish. It’s real. It’s visceral. We don’t flinch from it, and
that makes some people uncomfortable.”

You’re supposed to be uncomfortable, in other words. It’s one of the
things that makes The Shield what it is. CH

n Despite running off the rails in the final 10 minutes with F-words
and crude, scatological humour, Fat Actress is a promising new
hour-hour series in the vein of Curb Your Enthusiasm that combines
inside jabs at the TV industry with a broad overview of
larger-than-life social issues, such as self-image and the way
overweight people are perceived in a diet-obsessed society.

Kirstie Alley plays herself as an overweight, former sitcom star
hoping to land a prime-time gig in a comeback TV show. She’s
surrounded by sycophants and hangers-on, and when she meets a network
executive, played by actual NBC/Universal Television president Jeff
Zucker, she’s filled with unrealistic expectations.

Fat Actress is both funny and true when it riffs on the double
standard separating actors from actresses — “Jason Alexander looks
like a fricking bowling ball, and James Gandolfino is like the size
of a whale; he’s way, way, way fatter than I am,” she yells at her
agent on the phone, while chowing down on a cheeseburger — and when
it lampoons celebrity self-obsession.

Take a good look at Zucker, by the way. His scenes are meant to play
as comedy, but they’re more real than you might imagine. And if
you’re looking for who to blame –for cancelling Boomtown, moving
Scrubs all over the schedule, “super-sizing” Friends and Will &
Grace, running some shows long by a couple of minutes and shortening
others, and subjecting viewers to a slew of reality programs like Dog
Eat Dog, For Love or Money, Meet My Folks, Who Wants to Marry My
Dad?, Next Action Star and The Biggest Loser — that’s your man right
there. Movie Network, Movie Central

n George Findlay (Ken Finkleman) is invited to talk to a class of
journalism students in a typically wry outing of The Newsroom. As bad
ideas go — for the students, not for you — that’s a doozy.

The episode is called Lolita, by the way, so you can fill in the
blanks yourself. When things go wrong — and they do — watching
George try to weasel his way out of yet another jam, oozing a slime
trail wherever he goes, is a delight.

The Newsroom is having arguably its strongest, most consistent season
yet. The rumour is this will be the show’s last, but the last few
weeks have shown there’s life in the old saw yet. Provided Finkleman
stays away from the dream sequences and Fellini allusions, that is.
CBC