Author: Vorskanian Yeghisabet

AMID DISQUIET, TURKISH SUPPORT FOR EU MEMBERSHIP WANES

Middle East Times, Egypt
Sept 29 2005

ANKARA — Turks are losing their enthusiasm for EU membership amid
increasing doubts on whether their mainly Muslim country will ever
be welcome in the bloc and mounting pressure on Ankara to tackle its
most nationally explosive issues, analysts say.

Ankara’s four-decade drive to join the European Union has always
enjoyed strong public support, but the latest polls suggest a
significant drop as the country gears up for long-craved accession
talks on October 3.

A survey released in early September by the US-based German Marshall
Fund of some 1,000 Turks showed that only 63 percent believe that EU
membership would be a good thing, compared to 73 percent last year.

“I have no faith in the EU, they will never allow us in,” said Cengiz
Aybar, a 34-year-old lawyer. “Even if membership talks begin they
will go on forever with no result.”

Hulya Aslan, a 41-year-old retired banker, was just as pessimistic,
arguing that Turkey would never be welcome because of its Muslim faith.

“They are only playing with us,” she said. “They will try to extract
as many concessions as possible before selling us off.”

The main reason for the sour mood is a mounting debate in Europe on
whether Turkey should actually become a member of the bloc. This is
giving Turks the feeling that they are being badly treated, Cengiz
Aktar, director of the EU center at Istanbul’s Bahcesehir University,
said.

Rejection of the EU constitution in referenda in France and the
Netherlands earlier this year, influenced in part by opposition to
Turkey’s membership, has taken its toll on the euphoria in Turkey that
followed the EU’s commitment at a December 17 summit in Brussels to
begin accession talks.

In Germany conservative leader Angela Merkel, whose Christian Union
bloc narrowly won the September 18 general elections and is aiming to
lead a ruling coalition, has long wanted to offer Turkey a “privileged
partnership” rather than full membership.

In France another political heavyweight, Nicolas Sarkozy, president
of the ruling UMP party and a possible successor to President Jacques
Chirac, argues against opening membership talks with Turkey for the
immediate future.

“These are not the expressions of new partnership but of new animosity
– Turkey is presented like a bitter enemy of Europe,” Aktar said.

“This has created a bitter and negative environment of which even
the most pro-EU circles in Turkey have had enough,” he added.

Adding to what appears to Turkey like a U-turn on the EU’s commitment
is increasing pressure on Ankara to take steps that many would
consider betraying the country’s basic policies, said Cigdem Nas,
of Marmara University’s European Community Institute.

Tensions have flared over the divided island of Cyprus since July,
when Turkey extended a customs union agreement to the bloc’s 10 newest
members, including Cyprus, but insisted that the move did not amount
to recognition of the island’s internationally acknowledged Greek
Cypriot administration.

The EU hit back by insisting on proper recognition.

Another hot topic is the massacres of Armenians under the Ottoman
Empire during World War I, the forerunner of modern-day Turkey.

Armenians claim that up to 1.5 million of their people were slaughtered
in an Ottoman “genocide”, a claim that Turkey strongly rejects.

“Turkey is being gradually pushed into an internal settling of accounts
and this creates a backlash in a country where nationalism runs high
and the EU has come to symbolize all the foreign pressure on Ankara,”
Nas said.

The past few months have seen the rise of several new civic
organizations that take their names from armed resistance groups
that fought against allied occupation during Turkey’s 1919-21 War of
Independence, and which say that their aim is to save the country from
“treasonous collaborators”.

“Even though there is an ideological anti-EU movement in Turkey,
many know that the EU will be to the country’s benefit. So support
of EU membership will once again increase,” Nas predicted.

“But cornering Turkey on national issues such as Cyprus and the
Armenian massacres would lead to a further backlash,” she warned.

PRESS RELEASE
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PARTICIPATION IN AN INTERNATIONAL CONGRESS ON
“HOLY SCRIPTURES IN THE LIFE OF THE CHURCH”
IN THE VATICAN

The Primate of the Diocese of Aleppo, Bishop Shahan Sarkisian represented
the Catholicosate of Cilicia in a congress held in Rome on September 14-18
and entitled “Holy Scriptures in the life of the Church”. The congress was
organized by the Catholic Biblical Federation and the Pontifical Council for
Promoting Christian Unity.

The congress was held on the occasion of the 40th anniversary of the
promulgation of the Second Vatican Council’s Decree on Ecumenism, Unitatis
redintegratio, a document that specifies the role of the Holy Bible in the
Roman Catholic Church. The document was published by the Vatican.

Over 380 attendants, representatives from various churches, lecturers,
special committees and workshops reviewed the document in detail and its
adoption from the time of its publication to the present. They discussed
ways of publishing and disseminating the Holy Bible in light of the
challenges the current world poses and contemporary local and regional
circumstances.

The participants in the meeting stressed the importance of making God’s word
heard to the modern man through contemporary translations understandable to
people and readings. They also emphasized the importance of brining out the
contemporary messages of God’s word and looking for solution for current
social and moral problems in them.

The participants visited Pope Benedict XVI on September 16. Bishop Shahan
conveyed His Holiness’ greetings to the Pope and made proposals for fruitful
cooperation between the Armenian Church and the Roman Catholic Church within
the context of ecumenical relations.

Bishop Norvan Zakarian from Leon represented St. Etchmiyadzin in the
meeting.

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The Armenian Catholicosate of Cilicia is one of the two Catholicosates of
the Armenian Orthodox Church. For detailed information about the Ecumenical
activities of the Cilician Catholicosate, you may refer to the web page of
the Catholicosate, The Cilician Catholicosate, the
administrative center of the church is located in Antelias, Lebanon.

Hürriyetim
28.09.2005
Lawyers won’t drop the Armenian conference: new court case opened
Following the closure of the controversial two day Armenian conference at
Istanbul’s Bilgi University, a group of lawyers from the Lawyers’ Union in
Istanbul has opened a court case against 17 individuals they claim went
against the earlier ruling of an Istanbul court that the conference could
not proceed. The conference, titled “Ottoman Armenians During the Collapse
of the Empire,” had been originally scheduled for May of this year, and was
postponed following outcry over what was perceived as its pro-Armenian
agenda.
The rescheduled conference was then blocked by a last minute court order
brought about by a group of lawyers from Istanbul’s Lawyers’ Union. The
conference, forbidden from taking place at Bosphorus University, was then
transferred to Istanbul’s Bilgi University. The same group of lawyers from
the Lawyers’ Union filed for their case at Beyoglu’s Turkish Republic
Prosecutor’s offices yesterday. Among the 17 people listed in their file as
defying court orders are the rectors of Bosphorus, Sabanci, and Bilgi
universities, as well as Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan and Foreign
Minister Abdullah Gul.

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1) EU Parliament Demands Turkey Recognize Armenian Genocide
2) Rocking Denny’s Boat: System of a Down, ANC, AYF rally outside Hastert’s
office
3) Update on ARS Hurricane Relief Efforts

1) EU Parliament Demands Turkey Recognize Armenian Genocide

STRASBOURG, France (Combined Sources)–European Union lawmakers chided Turkey
on Wednesday, five days before it is due to open EU membership talks,
demanding
that Ankara recognize the 1915 massacre of Armenians as genocide before it
joins the bloc.
The European Parliament gave grudging blessing to the start of negotiations
next Monday after a heated debate in which many members vented strong
criticism
of Turkey’s human rights record.
With 356 votes in favor, 181 against and 125 abstentions, the EU legislature
adopted a resolution that “calls on Turkey to recognize the Armenian genocide”
and “considers this recognition to be a prerequisite for accession to the
European Union.”
The non-binding resolution was a political slap in the face for Turkey, which
still insists there was no genocide.
EU Enlargement Commissioner Olli Rehn also warned Turkey it would have to
amend its new penal code, adopted to meet EU criteria, if hardline judges were
still able to prosecute the country’s leading novelist for expressing his
views
on the killings of Armenians under Ottoman rule.
“The case of author Orhan Pamuk is emblematic of the difficulties ensuring
effective and uniform implementation of these reforms, and also of the
struggle
between reformers and conservatives in Turkey,” Rehn told the European
Parliament.
An Istanbul judge is prosecuting the writer for “denigrating Turkish
identity”
by endorsing the term genocide. He faces up to three years in jail if
convicted.
Other judges tried in vain to halt an academic conference in Istanbul on the
Armenian genocide last week.
The Brussels-based European Armenian Federation [ANC Europe] welcomed the
Strasbourg-based parliament’s statement. “This latest appeal by the European
Parliament ahead of the negotiations with Turkey must serve as a guideline for
the European Council and the European Commission,” its chairman, Hilda
Tchoboian, said in a statement.
The Federation last week staged a high-profile conference in the parliament,
drawing attention to the issue.
“Europeans can be confident those negotiations are effective only if leaders
are responsive to the desires of the population; we therefore call on the EU
foreign ministers to touch upon the genocide issue during their meeting in
Luxembourg on October 3,” added Tchoboian.
The EU legislature also demanded that Turkey recognize Cyprus and said
negotiations could be suspended unless it grants access to Cypriot aircraft
and
shipping by next year.
EU governments remain deadlocked on a negotiating mandate for the talks, with
Austria holding out for a more explicit mention of an alternative to
membership.
Ankara reaffirmed on Wednesday it would accept nothing less than full
membership.
Diplomats said the 25 EU foreign ministers would probably hold an emergency
meeting on Sunday night in Luxembourg, hours before negotiations are meant to
start, to seek an agreement.

2) Rocking Denny’s Boat

System of a Down, ANC, AYF rally outside Hastert’s office

BATAVIA–System Of A Down singer Serj Tankian, leaders of the Armenian
National Committee (ANC), and the Armenian Youth Federation headed up a rally
in front of Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert’s district office in Batavia,
IL, urging the Speaker to “do the right thing” and schedule a vote on Armenian
Genocide legislation currently before the House of Representatives.
With the street in front of Hastert’s office cordonnned off by police, BBC,
ABC, Fox, and other media outlets were on hand, as hundreds of people of all
ages listened to Tankian, John Dolmayan and Armenian National Committee
representatives Aram Hamparian and Greg Bedian address the crowd, thanking
them
for their support and urging them to continue building momentum for the
legislation.
All four members of System Of A Down lost family members in the genocide and
the band has done a number of things, including its annual Souls benefit
concert, to increase awareness of the issue.
Tankian and Armenian American community representatives passed on to
Hastert’s
aides a letter urging the Speaker to move the legislation forward and
presented
hundreds of letters from community members calling for a vote.
In a personal letter delivered to Speaker Hastert’s office, Tankian stated
“My
grandfather, Stepan Haytayan, is a 97 year-old survivor of the genocide. He’s
my only link to this past. I promised him that I would try to reach you and
explain how important American recognition is to the surviving children of the
first genocide of the 20th century.”
“On these particular [resolutions] he [Hastert] hasn’t been dragging his
feet–yet,” said Greg Bedian, chairman of the Armenian National Committee of
Illinois. “But three strikes and we’ll see what happens.”
When Tankian finished reading his letter, the audience cheered for him to
give
a rallying speech, but he said he would rather meet everyone individually. As
he worked his way through the crowd, taking pictures and signing autographs,
some greeted him in Armenian while others thanked him for making them aware of
the issue.
“Up until a couple days ago, I had heard nothing of this,” 15-year-old David
Gerhard of Downers Grove told Tankian. “But I became outraged that something
like this hasn’t been taught in any of our classes.”
Gerhard, like many of the young people in the crowd, heard about the
event–and the issue–through the band’s e-mail, which wasn’t sent out until
Monday night.
Bassist Shavo Odadjian said he believes the group is making headway: “Every
time someone asks me a question about it, I think we’ve gotten a step closer.
It’s just the fact that it makes news, and people talk about it, and it
becomes
an issue that it actually did occur. That’s our biggest issue with it: that
they still don’t admit to it occurring.”
The rally was organized by the popular rock band, along with Axis of Justice,
the Armenian National Committee of America, and the Armenian Youth Federation.
In addition to members of the Armenian-American community of Greater Chicago,
attendees traveled from Wisconsin, Indiana, Minnesota, California, and
Washington, DC to take part in the event. The numbers of Armenian Americans
were buoyed by the participation of throngs of fans of System Of A Down and
supporters of Axis of Justice.
Heratch Doumanian came from Indiana to participate in the event and honor his
grandparents and uncles and aunts who “died in the desert.”
“[The legislation] will prevent future genocide,” Doumanian said. “If people
realize they’re accountable for it.”
Demonstrators from the Armenian National Committee of Illinois had picketed
Speaker Hastert’s “Mobile Office Tour 2005” on Wednesday, July 20, demanding
that he honor his five-year-old pledge to move the Armenian Genocide
Resolution
forward in the House of Representatives.
Hastert made the pledge to have the full House vote on Armenian Genocide
legislation in August of 2000, but reneged in October of 2000 citing pressure
from then President Clinton. He also prevented a similar resolution from
reaching the floor in 2004. Staffers committed to providing the Speaker’s
feedback to the constituents very soon regarding the current bill.

3) Update on ARS Hurricane Relief Efforts

The Armenian Relief Society chapters throughout the Western region are
continuing to raise funds for Hurricane Katrina victims.
Its San Francisco “Garin” and East Bay “Erepouni” Chapters took advantage of
their annual St. Gregory Church bazaar and set up collection stations all over
the bazaar site in San Francisco; the Montebello “Nairy” Chapter set up a
table
at Holy Cross Cathedral; the Studio City “Meghry” Chapter used the Armenian
Center as a collection station; other chapters got on the phone and collected
funds for the Hurricane victims. In Orange County, California, where the
“Sevan” and “Karni” Chapters are located, a fundraiser is planned at Zov’s
Bistro in Tustin, on October 30. Zov Karamardian, who is underwriting all the
cost of the event, said that she was moved to do her part for the evacuees.
Meanwhile, the ARS Eastern USA, is working to provide assistance to families
who have escaped to Baton Rouge, Louisiana, from the New Orleans area. The
organization is focusing on assistance to families and schools. The ARS has
been contacting mostly Louisiana schools, to provide school supplies,
uniforms,
play clothes, and toiletries for children who have transferred from the
hurricane stricken regions.
“We feel responsible to make a difference in the lives of the families and
children who have been devastated by Hurricane Katrina,” ARS-WR Chair Angela
Savoia siad. “We all know how burdened schools are these days, and we are glad
to assist those that have taken in evacuee children; this is the most
effective
way to impact the lives of those who have lost everything.”
The Western Prelacy has designated the ARS as one of the agencies to offer
Gulf Coast disaster relief donations. Tax-deductible donations may be sent,
payable to the “ARS of Western USA,” to: 517 W. Glenoaks Blvd., Glendale, CA
91202-2812; the organization requests that donations be marked: “Hurricane
Victims Fund.”

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KOCHARIAN: ARMENIA INTERESTED IN PRESENCE OF RUSSIAN BASE

Pan Armenian News
27.09.2005 04:34

/PanARMENIAN.Net/ The presence of the 102-nd Russian military base in
Armenia is country’s security component, Armenian President Robert
Kocharian stated at a joint news conference with Finnish President
Tarja Halonen. The Armenian leader flatly denied the opinion that
Russian military presence is imposed upon Armenia. “No one obliges
anyone, we are interested in the presence of the Russian military
base ourselves, as we have a complicated region and relations between
regional states are complex,” R. Kocharian remarked. He also added
that the issue of expansion of the Russian military presence in
Armenia is not discussed at the moment.

ARMENIAN LULU KABOBS GOBBLED UP
By Jennifer Kapiolani Saxton

Belleville News-Democrat, IL
Sept 25 2005

Lincoln Place festival celebrates diverse neighborhood

GRANITE CITY – For Mary Firtos of Granite City and her two friends,
the Lincoln Place Heritage Festival meant a chance to get authentic
ethnic food.

“We got Hungarian, Armenian and Mexican food,” Firtos said as she
and her friends left the one-day festival Saturday afternoon.

The aroma of Armenian Lulu kabobs and the sound of Scottish
bagpipes filled the streets of Lincoln Place neighborhood near the
community center on Niedringhaus Avenue in one of the city’s oldest
neighborhoods.

The Lincoln Place Heritage Festival drew more than 1,000 to enjoy
cultural foods from Hungary, Macedonia, Bulgaria, Armenia and Mexico.

“(Lulu kabob) is the Armenian version of a hamburger,” said Nancy
Avdoian, who was volunteering at the festival for the St. Gregory
Armenian Church in Granite City. “They have a lot more flavor than
your ordinary hamburger. It’s got a lot of kick to it.”

Using ground lamb, the meat is mixed with seasonings and onions, then
topped with a tomato-parsley mix. It is covered with a yogurt-garlic
sauce and placed in pita bread.

“It’s a common dish in most Armenian houses,” Avdoian said.

Also, on display at the festival were memorabilia provided the
association by the descendants of the immigrants who once lived in
this neighborhood.

Varsenig “Vee” Throne, 83, moved back in the 1990s after being married,
raising her children and traveling the world. As a child, Throne grew
up with her four brothers and sister in the brick house across from
the Lincoln Place Community Center. She lives there again today.

“It was different back then,” Throne said. “It didn’t make a difference
what nationality you were. Everybody was very close to one another.”

Throne and her daughter, Norma Asadorian, who is president of the
Lincoln Place Heritage Association, are working to bring back the
heritage and life to this neighborhood.

“Norma and I and a handful of other people are trying really hard to
revitalize this place,” Throne said.

The revitalization process has included flower pots along Niedringhaus
Avenue, which runs down the center of the neighborhood; a welcome sign;
and in the future, antique light fixtures along the avenue.

For more information about future association activities, send an
address to Lincoln Place Heritage Association P.O. Box 476 Granite
City, IL 62040.

ARMENIAN AIRCRAFT CREW SUSPECTED OF SMUGGLING

Armenpress
Sept 26, 2005

YEREVAN, SEPTEMBER 26, ARMENPRESS: A commercial manager of Armenia’s
biggest private carrier, ArmAvia, denied Friday rumors that the
Armenian crew operating Yerevan-Paris-Yerevan flight had been arrested
by French customs officers a week before, but admitted that the crew
had had some problems with customs officers.

The manager, Arthur Zakarian, said the crew were taken to the customs
office for examination, which showed that they breached some of
customs norms, established by French law. Zakarian said the pilots
were trying to bring from France more cigarettes than allowed by
customs regulations.

He said ArmAvia is carrying an internal investigation. He said the
crew are banned from operating flights, adding that the amount of
cigarettes the pilots were trying to take out of France was small.

Agence France Presse — English
September 23, 2005 Friday 2:57 PM GMT

Azerbaijan police crack down on protest over activist

BAKU

Police in the former Soviet republic of Azerbaijan violently
disbanded a demonstration Friday where protesters demanded the
release from custody of a youth activist.

Some 40 police officers charged a group of 15 peaceful demonstrators
as they unraveled signs that read “Free Said Nuri,” a leader of the
Yeni Fikir (New Idea) youth protest movement who was arrested and
hospitalized after being questioned earlier this month.

Police were seen punching demonstrators in the chest before the
protestors fled while one man who appeared to be a plain-clothes
security official was seen hitting Razi Nurullayev, a candidate in
upcoming parliamentary elections.

“We tried to use the Georgian method and protest peacefully but they
just charged us” one of the demonstrators, Murad Gassanly said in
reference to the popular revolt that toppled a regime in neighboring
Georgia in 2003.

Demonstrators included members of three protest movements — Yeni
Fikir, Magam and Yokh — which have modeled themselves on groups that
played a lead role in peaceful revolutions in Georgia and Ukraine.

The crackdown comes just before this strategically important oil-rich
nation — sandwiched between Russia and the Middle East — holds
parliamentary elections in November.

“This is very bad for Azeri society because they came for a peaceful
protest,” said Nurullayev, who leads the Yokh opposition youth
movement.

Police who broke up the demonstration refused to identify themselves
or explain their reasons for acting against protestors while Interior
Ministry officials left phones unanswered on Friday.

Nuri was arrested earlier this month for questioning in connection
with alleged plot hatched by the protest movement to overthrow the
Azeri regime.

Two other Yeni Fikir activists have been arrested for anti-government
activity which the authorities allege was backed by Azerbaijan’s foe
Armenia and the Washington-based National Democratic Institute.

Both Armenia — with which Azerbaijan fought a war in the early
1990’s — and the US democracy advocacy group have denied the
allegations.

Nuri was hospitalized two days after his arrest with acute liver
failure in what the opposition said might be a case of police
brutality.

After his hospitalization became public, prosecutors announced they
were not pressing charges against him.

Nevertheless access to the 20-year-old continues to be blocked by a
police detachment over 10 days after his detention.

Azerbaijani law allows for suspects to be held for a maximum of 48
hours without charge.

Middle East Times, Egypt
Sept 23 2005

Bashing the Turks
Tony Brittan
PARIS
September 23, 2005

In an article in the Middle East Times, the Turkish government point
blank denies that the Ottoman Empire killed some 1.5 million
Armenians in genocide (“Turkish court blocks discussion of Armenian
massacres,” September 23) and has banned a conference to debate the
issue.

Some European Union countries quite rightly are upset that
intellectuals are being silenced, considering that Turkey wishes to
join Europe.

But before we Europeans get too high-and-mighty, shouldn’t we clean
up our own house first? To deny the Holocaust in Switzerland is a
crime! Where is freedom of thought there? Talk about double
standards. Shouldn’t we look at ourselves before bashing the Turks?

REPORTERS TACKLE ARMENIAN EATERY
By Lauren Phillips And Kris Turner

The State News, MI
Sept 23 2005

JOSH GRASSO The State News

The House of Kabobs, 1825 E. Michigan Ave., serves Armenian fare,
including Armenian Cheese Bouregh and Kutabi, House Kabob Delight,
foreground, and the Red Bean Bon Apetit, center.

Editor’s note: State News reporters Lauren Phillips and Kris Turner
set out to review an Armenian restaurant, House of Kabobs, 1825 E.

Michigan Ave., in Lansing. The restaurant is owned by two Armenian
families – one of which owned a large restaurant in Moscow. House of
Kabobs has plans to introduce a “student day,” which will be the last
Friday of every month and feature discounts on food and an opportunity
to learn about Armenian culture, co-owner Elmira Govorkyan said.

Blinded by the sunset as we drove down Michigan Avenue, we passed
House of Kabobs on the right, despite its noticeable exterior with
pink accents. The small size of the restaurant, perched on the edge
of a neighborhood in Lansing’s East side, makes the eatery look like
a cozy deli or diner. We finally make it into the small parking lot
and walk inside.

Lauren Phillips: It looks like a deli. I don’t like the fluorescent
lighting, but the wood chairs give it a homemade touch.

Kris Turner: It looks like Valentine’s Day exploded in here. The
bright reds and pinks (on the walls) are slightly nauseating. And
there are knickknacks everywhere.

We sat at a table, covered in trinkets and red cloth. We started with
appetizers, potato piroshki, $3.50, and blinchikee, $3.75.

LP: This soft meat-filled thing is called a “blinchikee.” I like the
little pancake wrap.

KT: Now that’s what I like. It’s in your mouth and all of a sudden
it kind of explodes with flavor. (The meat’s) kind of like Hamburger
Helper.

LP: What’s Hamburger Helper?

KT: You don’t know what Hamburger Helper is?

LP: No …

KT: Do you remember the little glove thing from when we were kids
on TV? It’s like hamburger and you put all this stuff in it and it’s
like a meal. Did you never eat Hamburger Helper in your whole life?

LP: Um, no.

KT: (dead silence, open-mouthed stare.)

LP: This potato piroshki (an order comes with two) is like a soggy
ball of bread, about the size of a potato, stuffed with mashed potatoes
and spices. I kind of like it.

KT: It’s mushy in your mouth and has a weird consistency, but it’s
kind of hard to cut with a knife. I’d say it’s OK in my book.

Turner leans in closer to the remaining potato piroshki.

KT: There’s a hair on it!

LP: (leans in too) No! Oh geez…

Both: Ewwww.

For dinner, Turner had a chicken shish kabob wrap, which has seasoned
and marinated cubes of grilled chicken breast with green peppers,
tomatoes and onions, for $5.75. It comes with a side of marinated
cabbage and a pickle.

KT: My wrap arrived warm, which is always good. It’s sprinkled with
some kind of seasoning – not spicy, a little like Lawry’s salt,
but good.

KT: I can taste tomato and the vegetable. It’s enjoyable, but not
soggy, which is nice. But, it got a little messy, leaking onto
the plate.

LP: The grilled chicken is really good. It is what you would expect
from a wrap from Caf-II-Go, but grilled and marinated.

Tasting Turner’s side of marinated cabbage:

KT: Just say no to cabbage! Ick.

LP: Tasting that cabbage reminds me of the time my dad took me to
his friend’s cow farm.

Phillips gets her meal, a house “Luleh” shish kabob plate, $8.75. The
kabob meat is a grilled mixture of ground lamb and beef. It comes with
two types of rice pilaf with imported basmati rice, tossed green salad,
homemade tomato sauce and homemade Armenian bread.

LP: There’s two sausage-sized meat things on the kabob and a side of
marinated veggies and rice with some kind of seasoning.

LP: How do you eat a kabob, Turner?

KT: Don’t you just pull it off the stick and shove it all in your
mouth?

LP: It’s one of those Popsicle conundrums.

LP: Back to my meat on a stick. It’s sizzling steak and lamb at the
same time… interesting to have the two flavors in your mouth like
that at once. It’s a little tough to chew.

KT: I wasn’t that impressed. It didn’t make me go “wow.”

LP: The rice is really spicy.

KT: It doesn’t bother me, really. My one concern with the rice is,
well, some of the granules are hard.

LP: Yeah. It’s not hot, either.

We pay and on the ride home, reflect on our meals, which notably
didn’t give us indigestion.

LP: So Turner, what’d you think?

KT: Overall, a gross experience. The hair in the food was really a
turn-off. While the food was OK, it lacked a certain something. I
won’t be coming back anytime soon.

LP: Yeah, I’m definitely kind of broke right now, so I wouldn’t be
able to afford driving out here and paying this kind of money. The plus
side, though, is the appeal of the opportunity to learn about another
culture and to taste food from it. I just wish the food was better.