BAKU: International Committee Of The Red Cross Condemns Showing Of A

INTERNATIONAL COMMITTEE OF THE RED CROSS CONDEMNS SHOWING OF AZERBAIJANI CAPTIVE RAFIG HASANOV ON TELEVISION

Azeri Press Agency
Dec 23 2008
Azerbaijan

Baku. Kamala Guliyeva – APA. Armenian delegation of the International
Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC) took a stance on showing of
Azerbaijani soldier Rafig Rahman Hasanov, who was captured by Armenian
servicemen on October 8, on Armenian television.

Spokesperson of ICRC delegation in Azerbaijan Gulnaz Guliyeva told APA
that international humanitarian law and Geneva Convention recommends
protecting the detainee and bans to artificially increase public
interest towards that person.

"No matter which side did it. ICRC being a neutral organization
condemns it," she said.

Guliyeva said the reports that Rafig Hasanov had been shown on Armenian
television with the help of ICRC representatives was groundless.

Novosti Armenia agency reported that 19-year-old soldier Rafig
Hasanov said in his interview to an Armenian channel that he refused
to return to Azerbaijan. In his interview Hasanov reportedly said
he had undergone insult and humiliation in Azerbaijani Army, did not
want to return to Azerbaijan and wanted to stay in Armenia.

Soldier of Azerbaijani Defense Ministry’s military unit, Hasanov
Rafig Rahman, 19, was captured by Armenian servicemen on the line of
contact near Gazakh region on October 8, 2008.

BAKU: Iran’s National Security Secretary To Visit Armenia In 2009

IRAN’S NATIONAL SECURITY SECRETARY TO VISIT ARMENIA IN 2009

Azeri Press Agency
Dec 23 2008
Azerbaijan

On December 23 Secretary of the National Security Council of Armenia
Arthur Baghdasaryan received the delegation headed by Deputy Secretary
of the Supreme Council of National Security of the Islamic Republic
of Iran Ali Bagheri, reported Public Radio.

The parties discussed a broad framework of issues related to the
deepening of relations between Armenia and Iran, stressing the
importance of considering those issues in the context of both regional
and international relations. The parties agreed that the two countries
have a great potential for cooperation.

Reference was made to the construction of the Armenia-Iran railway,
a oil pipeline, as well as Tehran’s participation in the construction
of the Yerevan-Batumi highway.

The interlocutors underlined the necessity of raising the strategic
level of Armenia-Iran relations.

Arthur Baghdasaryan and Ali Bagheri emphasized the importance of taking
practical steps towards accomplishment of the agreements reached and
noted that it could be greatly promoted by the establishment of a
special committee between Security Councils of Armenia and Iran.

Arthur Baghdasaryan invited his Iranian counterpart to pay an official
visit to Armenia. The visit will take place in 2009.

From: Emil Lazarian | Ararat NewsPress

BAKU: Azay Guliyev: "NGOs Must Also Introduce Projects In Connection

AZAY GULIYEV: "NGOS MUST ALSO INTRODUCE PROJECTS IN CONNECTION WITH THE TERRITORIAL INTEGRITY OF AZERBAIJAN"

Today.Az
s/society/49762.html
Dec 23 2008
Azerbaijan

The Council of State Support to NGO under the president discussed the
rules of the contest on the provision of financial support for 2009.

At the conference, held by the council, chairman of the structure
Azay Guliyev announced that the list of spheres on which the financial
aid will be provided has been defined.

According to Guliyev, the financial support will be provided in
15 directions.

Guliyev said that in 2009 NGO must present projects connected with
the territorial integrity of Azerbaijan and rights of refugees and
IDPs along with projects on human rights and democratic spheres.

"A campaign to apologize to Armenians has been launched in Turkey. I
regret that the Azerbaijani NGOs did not voiced protest on the due
level. If Turkey is the utmost target of the campaign, the nearest
target are Azerbaijan and Karabakh lands".

Speaking at the conference leaders of NGOs made proposals due to the
spheres, priority for 2009. Guliyev noted that the council will define
priorities for 2009 after it generalizes these proposals.

http://www.today.az/new

Armenia: Government Gears Up For Possible Deal With Azerbaijan On Ka

ARMENIA: GOVERNMENT GEARS UP FOR POSSIBLE DEAL WITH AZERBAIJAN ON KARABAKH
Emil Danielyan

EurasiaNet
Dec 23 2008
NY

With international efforts to resolve the Nagorno-Karabakh conflict
gaining fresh momentum, Armenia’s leadership appears to be preparing
ground for a possible breakthrough in its long-running negotiations
with Azerbaijan. It has pushed through parliament an amendment paving
the way for a nationwide referendum on the issue reportedly promised
by President Serzh Sargsyan.

The move came amid increasingly vocal domestic opposition to a
framework Armenian-Azerbaijani peace accord proposed by international
mediators. The Sargsyan administration faces an uphill battle in
overcoming opposition from nationalist groups in and outside the
Armenian government as well, as the ethnic Armenian leadership of
Nagorno-Karabakh.

The foreign ministers of Armenia and Azerbaijan met in Helsinki
on December 3 for more talks on the basic principles of a Karabakh
settlement proposed by a team of US, Russian and French mediators
co-chairing the OSCE’s so-called Minsk Group. In a joint statement
issued the next day, Foreign Ministers Sergei Lavrov of Russia and
Bernard Kouchner of France and US Assistant Secretary of State Daniel
Fried urged the conflicting parties to finalize those principles
"in coming months."

They also emphasized the "positive momentum" which they said was
established by Sargsyan and Azerbaijan’s President Ilham Aliyev during
their most recent meeting — hosted by Russia’s Dmitry Medvedev outside
Moscow on November 2. Aliyev and Sargsyan issued a joint declaration
there pledging to "intensify further steps in the negotiating
process." The mediators hope that they will meet again soon to close
remaining gaps. Aides to the two presidents have said that the next
Armenian-Azerbaijani summit would likely take place early next year.

Bernard Fassier, France’s chief Nagorno-Karabakh negotiator, told RFERL
on December 9 that Lavrov, Kouchner and Fried presented to Baku and
Yerevan a "technical document" that puts a settlement within reach
by next summer. The chief stumbling blocks to date have centered on
details of a proposed referendum on self-determination in Karabakh,
and a timetable for the liberation of at least six of the seven
Azerbaijani districts around the disputed enclave that were fully or
partly occupied by Armenian forces during the 1991-1994 war.

Meeting with leaders of nearly 50 Armenian political parties behind
the closed doors on November 19, Sargsyan reportedly indicated that an
Armenian-Azerbaijani peace accord is still not imminent. According to
some participants of that meeting, he also promised to put a possible
peace deal to a popular vote.

Two weeks later, Armenia’s parliament passed a government-drafted
amendment to an Armenian law on referendums that enables the government
to hold non-binding plebiscites on any policy issue. Prior to passage
of the amendment, parliament and the president had responsibility
for calling referendums, and authorities were obliged to abide by
their results.

Opposition politicians and independent observers see a direct
link between the adopted amendment and the Karabakh peace
process. Government officials and pro-presidential MPs have not ruled
out of the conduct of a Karabakh-related referendum in Armenia in
the coming months.

A senior member of the Armenian Revolutionary Federation (ARF,
also known as the Dashnak Party), a nationalist party represented
in Sargsyan’s coalition government, asserted at a December 9 news
conference that the signing of a framework agreement on Karabakh in
early 2009 is "not unlikely." Giro Manoyan also reaffirmed the ARF’s
opposition to the mediators’ existing peace proposals that seem to
allow for continued Armenian control over Karabakh. "What we wanted in
1988 (at the start of a popular movement for Karabakh’s unification
with Armenia) can not be a basis for today because a lot has changed
since then," he said. "Azerbaijan is chiefly responsible for that and
it must pay a price." Manoyan and many other nationalists generally
would no longer be satisfied with the formalization of Karabakh’s
separation from Azerbaijan. Now, they also want Armenia to keep much
of what is now occupied Azerbaijani territory.

Another ARF leader, deputy parliamentary speaker Hrayr Karapetian,
insisted that the Armenian side should be happy with the Karabakh
status quo and that Azerbaijan will not attempt to win back its lost
territories by force in the foreseeable future. "If this situation
continues for 10 or 20 years, we will still be in a winning position,"
Karapetian told the Yerevan newspaper Pakagits in an interview
published on December 18.

Hard-line opposition groups, though, are even more vocal in
opposing any territorial concessions to Azerbaijan. Like the
ARF, they believe that the occupied Azerbaijani districts are so
vital for Armenia’s security that they must not be traded even for
international recognition of Karabakh’s secession from Azerbaijan. As
talk of a Karabakh breakthrough intensified in late October, a group
of opposition politicians and intellectuals launched a new movement
called Miatsum (Unification) to campaign against the return of what
they call "liberated territories."

"If we cede any of those lands, we will disrupt the security system
that has served us well for the past 15 years and will make another war
inevitable," Zaruhi Postanjian, a Miatsum leader and parliament deputy
from the opposition Heritage party, told EurasiaNet. "Even if the
international community recognizes Nagorno-Karabakh’s independence."

Significantly, government officials in Karabakh seem to share this
view, raising more questions about Yerevan’s ability and willingness to
implement the peace formula currently on the table. Armenian Foreign
Minister Eduard Nalbandian visited the Karabakh capital Stepanakert
on December 19 to meet with the self-proclaimed republic’s president,
Bako Sahakian. An Armenian Foreign Ministry statement said Nalbandian
briefed Sahakian on details of the Helsinki talks and discussed with
the Karabakh leader other "recent developments" in the negotiating
process. Sahakian’s office also gave few details of the talks, saying
only that the two men discussed "the current phase of the Karabakh
conflict resolution." Incidentally, President Sargsyan twice traveled
to Karabakh shortly before and after his last encounter with Aliyev.

The secretary of Sargsyan’s National Security Council, Artur
Baghdasarian, has been a rare conciliatory voice in the Armenian public
discourse on Karabakh dominated by outspoken nationalist figures. In a
December 19 interview with the newspaper Iravunk de facto, Baghdasarian
again made a case for mutual compromise with Azerbaijan, saying
that it would give Armenia "unique opportunities for political and
economic development." He said the Armenian leadership will not
accept any agreement that stops short of legitimizing Karabakh’s
independence or unification with Armenia and giving the Karabakh
Armenians "international security guarantees."

Baghdasarian, whose Country of Law Party is also a junior partner in
Armenia’s ruling coalition, further confirmed Sargsyan’s reported
referendum pledge. "God willing, we will arrive at a mutually
acceptable variant of settlement that the authorities will present
to the people’s judgment," he said.

Editor’s Note: Emil Danielyan is a Yerevan-based journalist and
political analyst.

BAKU: EU Representative For South Caucasus Meets With Azerbaijani FM

EU REPRESENTATIVE FOR SOUTH CAUCASUS MEETS WITH AZERBAIJANI FM

Trend
Dec 23 2008
Azerbaijan

Azerbaijan, Baku, Dec. 23 /Trend News/ Azerbaijani Foreign Minister
Elmar Mammadyarov received today the European Union Special
Representative for the South Caucasus, Peter Semneby.

They held extensive discussions on the EU-Azerbaijan relations, new
East Partnership program, regional and international cooperation and
other issues of mutual interest.

As to the Armenia-Azerbaijan Nagorno-Karabakh conflict, the
Minister noted impossibility of adopting status quo, and brought
to the attention of European guests the importance of restoring the
territorial integrity of the country as soon as possible on the basis
of international law.

Touch Of Glitter

TOUCH OF GLITTER
Eva Friede

Canada.com
Dec 23 2008
Canada

In tough times, some will party like it’s 1929 to ring in the new
year. Others will practise restraint

There are two ways to approach ringing in the new year amid a mood
of doom, gloom and economic uncertainty.

One school will exercise restraint and denial; the other plans to
bring on the bubbly and party like it’s 1929.

And then there’s the middle ground of small indulgences: a bold new
lipstick or string of pearls (faux or real), trading down from designer
to affordable little frocks, and going for that touch of sparkle.

"The situation is a little sombre, but people still want to sparkle,"
said Anne Marineau, marketing director of Tristan, the Montreal-based
retail chain. "If anything, in times like this, they want a little
oomph," she continued, noting that red dresses and sequins sold well
and quickly.

Of course, whether you opt for a quiet night in with friends and family
or hoopla and champagne at a festive ball is dependent not only on
the tenor of the times but on your personality, lifestyle and age,
as well. Fashion follows suit.

Snowboarding in the country, but she believes this will be a big
party year.

"Because of the recession, people are going to be partying," she said,
contending that’s a way to counterbalance the bad news.

Brodeur, 28, said she’s picturing silver dresses, silver sequins and
plenty of glam for New Year’s Eve.

Glamour is certainly on Arminee Oulikian’s agenda as she heads to a
major Armenian reception with friends and family.

A makeup artist at Murale, Oulikian, 30, is "absolutely" getting
dressed up, in a charcoal dress with pinpoints of purple sparkle and
very high purple heels.

"It’s very glamorous – like an Italian wedding," Oulikian said of
the party, adding the recession isn’t worrying her.

Still, there’s no denying we’ve entered an age of austerity. Retailers
admit to dismal sales in the normally ebullient pre-Christmas period –
thus there are early and fabulous markdowns – and even professionally
upbeat marketing executives acknowledge limits.

"Nobody wants to look outright ostentatious," said Anny Kazanjian,
a public relations VP at Birks & Mayors.

On the bright side, she said, that puts more of a focus on jewellery
and accessories. "People are still gravitating toward pearls,"
she noted.

Kazanjian, formerly at Chanel, will have a house party to celebrate
the new year. "I have a little black dress," she said. "An oldie
but goodie."

Women still want dresses, said Brigitte Chartrand, owner of Old
Montreal’s Boutique Reborn. And accessories, especially jewellery,
are big, she added.

"People do try to stand out a lot for New Year’s. That’s still
happening."

She prefers a quiet celebration, at a restaurant or at a house
party. And she will likely wear a black dress, not because it’s safe
but because that’s her colour of choice, personally and for the store.

Makeup is another small indulgence for festivities.

Rita Assouline, owner-operator of the new Murale beauty store in
Place Ville

Marie, has tips on the trends for holiday and the new year:

For the eyes: false eyelashes, bold eyeliner and light shadow.

Dark lipstick from purple to berry and brown. Nail lacquer to match.

Pale skin with a matte finish and perhaps a pop of colour on the
cheeks.

Messed-up hair.

There’s one event where what you wear hardly matters – as long as
you’re all bundled up. Montreal’s annual grand ball to ring in the
new year takes place at Place Jacques Cartier, starting at 9:30
p.m. It’s free, with entertainment by BardeFou and 4 play, and with
35,000 people expected, the feeling should be all warm and fuzzy.

TOL: The Fountain District

THE FOUNTAIN DISTRICT
by Anush Babajanyan

Transitions on Line
Dec 23 2008
Czech Republic

Twenty years after an earthquake devastated northwest Armenia,
thousands of displaced families are still waiting for a permanent
roof over their heads.

GYUMRI, Armenia | It’s a small structure in the middle of a field,
seemingly deserted. Only when you get close does it become clear that
someone lives here. Harutyun Gevorgyan moved to this makeshift house
six months ago after he married Manik, its owner.

Twenty years ago Gevorgyan lived with his first wife in an apartment
in Gyumri, Armenia’s second-largest city, but it was ruined in the
December 1988 earthquake that devastated the northwest corner of the
then-Soviet republic, killing 25,000 people and leaving hundreds of
thousands homeless.

Gevorgyan lived with a series of relatives until he met Manik, a
fellow street cleaner. Her family had not been offered a new home
after the earthquake. Like many in Gyumri, then called Leninakan,
they found shelter in domiks, small houses provided by the government
or built by the homeless themselves using wood, stones, or pieces
of metal found in the rubble of ruined buildings. These tnaks still
cover many parts of the city.

In the aftermath of the disaster the Soviet government promised that
the homeless would get new apartments within two years. Construction
began, but in 1991 the Soviet Union collapsed; Armenia became
independent and lost its main source of aid. Two decades on more than
4,000 families in Gyumri are still waiting their turn to get a home.

"One of the reasons was the fall of the Soviet Union, and another
was the government that came afterwards," City Hall spokesperson
Lilit Aghekyan says to the question of why so many displaced by the
earthquake still do not have permanent new homes. But 20 years after
the disaster, the national government this year launched a construction
effort designed to provide permanent shelter for Gyumri’s remaining
homeless.

THE WAR HITS HOME

Aghekyan refers to the "negligence" of independent Armenia’s first
leaders, who, preoccupied with fighting Azerbaijan over the disputed
territory of Nagorno-Karabakh, let restoration of the devastated
quake area languish. Then-President Levon Ter-Petrosian’s government
concentrated the country’s resources on the war, ushering in what
Armenians recall as the "dark years" of little or no electricity,
heat, or running water.

After the 1994 ceasefire, restoring the Armenian economy took
precedence over delayed earthquake relief. By this time still-displaced
families had largely settled into their domiks, and into a routine
of petitioning the local authorities for help.

There are about 300 such households in the Fountain District, a former
park not far from the center of Gyumri that hosts one of the city’s
main concentrations of domiks.

Harutyun and Manik Gevorgyan live in one of the haphazardly sited,
closely spaced structures. Their house is a patchwork of sheets
of steel, heated, like many in the Fountain District, by a stove
Harutyun stokes not just with wood but with anything he can find that
burns. Smoke fills the badly-ventilated structure, mixing with dust
from the items brought in to be burnt. Harutyun cooks on the same
stove while his wife is out on her daily job as a street cleaner.

There are two rooms, a kitchen where the fire fodder is piled and
a bedroom with a narrow, partly broken bed. "Our house is in bad
condition," Harutyun says, "but there are houses in this district
that are much worse off."

Unlike the Gevorgyans’, most of the houses here have electricity,
but none has running water or sewerage. People bring water from
nearby springs and dig holes, screened by walls, outside their houses
for toilets.

"We eat and do laundry in the same room," says Geghetsik Gevorgyan
(no relation to Harutyun), who has moved from one domik to another
since the earthquake ruined her apartment building. With a pension
of $80 a month and a little extra money she earns working in a local
farmer’s fields, she maintains the thin-walled house and takes care
of her ill son.

Chichak Petrosyan lives alone in a one-room house piled with scattered
clothes and cardboard, but family members are always coming by to
help, and as we talk her grandson plays in the heaps on the floor. She
keeps doves in the one-room house, as well as a dog and cat. Outside
her relatives are doing laundry in the open air.

Petrosyan found this onetime ice-cream stand shortly after she lost
her home in the earthquake. She’s been living here ever since. She
has petitioned City Hall for a new home, without success. "I have
applied several times but received no reply," she says. "By now I
have almost lost hope."

BUILDING BLOCKS

Since the quake an alliance of foundations and organizations headed by
the U.S. government aid agency USAID and including Armenian-American
billionaire Kirk Kerkorian’s Lincy Foundation has helped build 18,000
apartments for homeless families in Gyumri, but nothing has been built
by Armenian authorities since the collapse of the Soviet Union. Last
June, the national government announced an ambitious effort to resolve
the plight of the remaining homeless families within five years.

"Apartments for 3,000 families will be built in accordance with a
government program," City Hall’s Aghekyan says.

The first step was a contract with Yerevan-based developer
Glendale Hills to build at least 2,300 apartments in the Ani and
Mush 2 districts in the suburbs of Gyumri, where the Soviets built
apartments in first few years after the quake . Construction began on
the government-financed, 43 billion dram (100 million euro) project
in October and is slated for completion in 2010, with residents moving
in the following year.

The city received 4,284 applications from homeless families, and may
et get more if the government agrees to extend the 1 November deadline
for 140 qualified families that were unable to apply "because they
are out of the country or other reasons," Aghekyan says. Those who
do not get one of the newly constructed flats will be eligible for
vouchers to purchase existing apartments on the outskirts of the city.

The help may come too late for Lena Atoyan, who is almost 80. She
does not expect to live long enough to move out of the tnak she has
shared with her daughter, Susanna, since the earthquake. "I am weak
and ill from living in this cold house all these years," says Atoyan,
who has been bedridden for months with a leg problem.

"I hope that at least my daughter gets some help or an apartment from
the government," she says. "It has been 20 years since we moved here,
and there is still no help from anyone."

Armenian photojournalist Anush Babayanjan reported and took the photos
for this article.

BAKU: Congress Of World Azerbaijanis Starts Collection Of Signatures

CONGRESS OF WORLD AZERBAIJANIS STARTS COLLECTION OF SIGNATURES TO CONDEMN ARMENIANS’ ACTIONS

Today.Az
s/49771.html
Dec 23 2008
Azerbaijan

The Congress of World Azerbaijanis has launched a campaign to collect
signatures against crimes, committed by Armenians against Azerbaijanis,
reports Day.Az with reference to the press service for the congress.

As is reported the aim of the campaign is to attract the attention
of the public to Armenians actions.

"Armenia was occupying the Azerbaijani lands step by step. Armenia
must apologize to the world community and Azerbaijan for its actions.

Moreover, it must recognize the occupation of Azerbaijani lands",
said in the statement.

It should be noted that the campaign will be conducted via Internet
and cover all regions of the world.

In turn, representative of the steering committee of the Congress of
World Azerbaijanis Samir Asadli said that all instructions have been
set for launching this campaign.

http://www.today.az/news/politic

Iran-Armenia Oil Pipeline Project To Kick Off In Summer ’09

IRAN-ARMENIA OIL PIPELINE PROJECT TO KICK OFF IN SUMMER ’09

Tehran Times
Dec 24 2008
Iran

TEHRAN – Armenia Energy Minister Armen Movsisyan announced on Monday
that the construction of the Iran-Armenia oil pipeline will begin in
the summer of 2009.

The Armenian City of Yeraskh will be the receiving terminal of the
pipeline running between the two neighboring countries.

According to IRNA, the 300-kilometer pipeline will run from Iran’s
northwestern city of Tabriz to Yeraskh to deliver the petrol and
diesel fuel from the oil refinery in Tabriz to Armenia.

Movsisyan estimated that the pipeline would be completed in two years
and would cost $200-240 million with each country covering half of
the cost.

"In order to secure the country’s needed energy, we intend to increase
the number of our suppliers," Movsisyan continued.

The two countries constructed a linking gas pipeline in 2007 and
agreed to transfer 36 million cubic meters of gas to Armenia within
20 years and in return Iran will receive 3.3 billion kilowatts of
energy from Armenia.

Armenia and Iran enjoy cultural and historical ties dating back
thousands of years. There are no border disputes between the two
countries and the Christian Armenian minority in Iran enjoys official
recognition.

Bizarre Lawsuit: Batman, Turkey Vs. Batman, The Movie

BIZARRE LAWSUIT: BATMAN, TURKEY VS. BATMAN, THE MOVIE
Harut Sassounian

Huffington Post
n/bizarre-lawsuit-embatmane_b_153175.html
Dec 23 2008
NY

In keeping wth the Holiday Season, I would like to present a rather
amusing topic this week, hoping to bring a good cheer to readers’
hearts.

Variety magazine and hundreds of media outlets worldwide reported last
month that the mayor of Batman, a small city in southeastern Turkey,
is planning to sue Christopher Nolan, the director of The Dark Knight,
and Warner Brothers studios for royalties from the hugely profitable
Batman movie.

Mayor Huseyin Kalkan accused the movie producers of using the city’s
name without permission. He was quoted by Variety as saying: "There
is only one Batman in the world. The American producers used the name
of our city without informing us."

Variety’s reporter Ali Jaafar wondered why it took the town of Batman
"so many years to take legal action." The reporter pointed out that
"Batman first appeared as a comic book character in 1939 and the Batman
TV series started in 1966. Tim Burton’s first big screen rendition
for Warner Brothers came out in 1989. Undoubtedly, the fact that
Dark Knight is about to pass the $1 billion mark … played a part
in stirring the ire of the Turkish hamlet."

Incredibly, Mayor Kalkan blamed the Batman movie "for a number of
unresolved murders and a high female suicide rate" in his town. He
attributed these problems to "the psychological impact that the film’s
success has had on the city’s inhabitants."

Natives of Batman have also encountered obstacles when attempting to
register their businesses abroad, the mayor claimed. Batman’s local
newspaper reported that former Batman resident Safii Dagh, currently
living in the German city of Wesel, was prevented from using Batman
as the name of his business. "I named my two restaurants Batman. But
six months ago, a team of employees from the production company of
the movie Batman made me change the title," Dagh said.

Lawyer Vehbi Kahveci, head of the Intellectual and Industrial
Property Rights Commission of the Istanbul Bar Association, stated
that Batman and his image are registered trademarks all around the
world. The Batman Municipality missed the deadline for objecting to
the registration of Batman’s name as a superhero.

This bizarre lawsuit was also fodder for several derisive video
postings on YouTube, google and Yahoo websites, generating hundreds
of comments from viewers. Most comments were so offensive that YouTube
had to delete them from its site.

The most hilarious video came from Comedy.com where a comedian
named Rob Delaney, posing as a Public Relations spokesman for Warner
Brothers, ridiculed the mayor of Batman and everything Turkish!

I have transcribed below Delaney’s comments, after removing the
countless swear words. Our aim is to make fun of the silly lawsuit
filed by the Mayor of Batman and not to insult Turks. Here is the
cleansed version of the transcript:

"We will crush you, just like you did the Armenians one hundred
years ago!

"Where were you in 1939 when Batman first appeared in comic books?

"Where were you in 1966 when Batman was a TV show?

"Oh, that’s right, you’re a backward third world country and you are
just now finding out about Batman. How convenient! It just happens
to be the same year our movie made more than your entire country did
in the last decade.

"Don’t get me wrong. We think your name is hilarious! Batman,
Turkey? Why don’t you sue turkeys while you’re at it? Why don’t you
sue the ottoman in the living room of one of my several houses?

"You do not want to tangle with Warner Brothers, Turkey!

"Why don’t you stick to what you are good at, like oil wrestling,
female weight lifting, and being a nation of gypsies?

"I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Warner Brothers will own
you! I’m considering suing your town for making Batman slightly less
awesome. Your land and women will be mine, Turkey! Consider yourself
warned…."

Maybe the mayor of Batman is not that stupid after all! By announcing
that he is planning to sue the producers of Batman, he has been able
to generate free worldwide publicity for his obscure city. He is
probably hoping that Batman fans will flock to his hometown, bringing
with them enough cash to rejuvenate the local economy! A Batman city
worker wisely observed: "We wouldn’t have had better advertising for
Batman, even if we had spent $1 million."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/harut-sassounia